“Why don’t you come back to my place and sample the seventh leche?”

Brother, may I ponder the orb now?

Locks the subject in a comatose state forced to watch an endlessly looping music video where Rick Astley makes increasingly more menacing eye contact with them as he says, “Never gonna give you up!”

You were head-butting children off the ship!

That, uh… that must’ve been horrifying to watch!

Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!

Well thank God that the children weren’t on board to see it.

PENGUINS

Not being sure it applies to this scenario and too lazy to verify, sometimes the security scanners get updated and flag previously accepted code.

… tough to make sense of flagging a readme though, unless there’s sensitive info in it.

People keep asking if I’m back, and I haven’t really had an answer. But now, yeah, I’m thinking po-tay-toes!