• Doug@piefed.social
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    Me: You want my help in haunting this conservative suburbia? Take my hand! Let me down there!
    It: Well it’s more nuanced than that, for one thing you die,
    Me: Bud I’m dead already.
    It: Very violently….
    Me: thanks for priming me!
    It: …fuck off. If you want it, it’s not as tasty. You gotta be afraid of me for this thing to work.
    Me: YOU FINICKY CHICKENSHIT!