Beep@lemmus.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoInside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.www.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square202linkfedilinkarrow-up1820arrow-down19
arrow-up1811arrow-down1external-linkInside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.www.theguardian.comBeep@lemmus.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square202linkfedilink
minus-squareChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up200·6 days agoSounds like a great way to fake your death. The only problem is that everyone will think you died driving a Tesla.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83arrow-down1·6 days agoGood point. Back to the drawing board.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·6 days agoNo one’s going to believe a drawing board disappeared a body.
minus-squareL0rdMathias@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·6 days agoEhhh, you’d be surprised what the modern drawing board can do.
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoI present you the drAIwing board, our latest break through!
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·6 days agoIt… also costs 100k Edit: sorry, sorry, 70k — much better
minus-squarefrongt@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·6 days agoI mean if you’re faking your death I don’t think you’re planning on paying off the loan
minus-squarestringere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·18 hours agoMake sure you take appropriate steps to insulate your spouse or family from the debt, depending on your local laws.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoyou’re right. no one would believe that
Sounds like a great way to fake your death. The only problem is that everyone will think you died driving a Tesla.
Good point. Back to the drawing board.
No one’s going to believe a drawing board disappeared a body.
Ehhh, you’d be surprised what the modern drawing board can do.
I present you the drAIwing board, our latest break through!
It… also costs
100kEdit: sorry, sorry, 70k — much better
I mean if you’re faking your death I don’t think you’re planning on paying off the loan
Make sure you take appropriate steps to insulate your spouse or family from the debt, depending on your local laws.
Yeah, I guess that’s true
you’re right. no one would believe that
Or dispose of evidence.
Or BOTH !