Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoReporting an absenceslrpnk.netimagemessage-square54linkfedilinkarrow-up1671arrow-down12
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minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73arrow-down1·2 days agoThis is the US. If OP is white, he’d get arrested and jailed for a day for obstruction until a judge throws it out. If brown, he’d be added to ICE’s hit list. If black, he’d be shot.
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoBest bet would be to disguise yourself as a dog and start humping their legs
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoNot a good idea. Police shoot dogs for fun. Y’know … “The labrador wagged its tail at me! I feared for my life!”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoThis is why you make your dog costume out of kevlar
This is the US. If OP is white, he’d get arrested and jailed for a day for obstruction until a judge throws it out. If brown, he’d be added to ICE’s hit list. If black, he’d be shot.
Best bet would be to disguise yourself as a dog and start humping their legs
Not a good idea. Police shoot dogs for fun. Y’know … “The labrador wagged its tail at me! I feared for my life!”
This is why you make your dog costume out of kevlar