The company compiled information from franchisees and guests on how to measure friendliness, resulting in the fast food chain training its AI system to recognize certain words and phrases, such as “welcome to Burger King,” “please,” and “thank you.” Managers can then ask the AI assistant how their location is performing on friendliness.
Am I the odd one out to be relieved when the people working feel comfortable to just ‘be’?
Give me the quiet guy who will say “hi” and “cya”, over: "heLLLOOooo, welcome to Chucks Fuck ‘n’ Suck, we tug 'em and sugg 'em, what can we do you 'fer?“
The Fallout style corporate dystopia isn’t coming in the future. It’s today. It’s right now.
The Outer Worlds is more an active corporate dystopia of our flavor.
I already wasn’t eating BK. And this makes me want to even less. The fake/forced “friendliness” I personally find off-putting. It’s like Chick-fil-a they have to say “my pleasure”. Just some force creepy cult vibes (for some very mediocre food). Idk, maybe it’s me, but knowing someone is being micro-enslaved (sorry, “managed”) just rubs me the very wrong way.
Plus side, my hatred for AI and all these places forcing it on customers, I’ve spent WAY less money eating out and have been eating way better. So silver lining I suppose.
To be fair, this forced friendlies I have found in many restaurants and bars in the US. A very annoying behaviour. But apparently, people over there will complain if the waiter has not been around annoying them by asking if they need something else all the time. Workers are already being forced to put up such a show because customers like it. I don’t think the problem is using AI to check this, but rather that this behaviour is being forced onto workers in the first place.
Jesus Christ. I don’t trust any syrupy cheerful, fake happy, overly polite, “I’m sooo sooorry you had the slightest inconvenience” type customer service. No, I’ve done that job. You know you don’t give a shit. I know you don’t give a shit. You know I know you don’t give a shit. We both know you can barely afford to live. The world is spiraling. Pretending otherwise is insufferable. Just be honest and give it to me jaded, bitter, and cynical like we both deserve.
Does “thanks, mother fucker, have shit ass day, and please go fuck yourself” bring up my numbers?
The AI says you have a 120% compliance rate.
Damn, beat me to it. As a former cook, I support this message.
ignoring the distopian nightmare, this shit isn’t free to run. Hiw the hell would they justify this expense?
Eh, to my knowledge, something like OpenAIs Whisper API for audio transcription is only $0.006/min, so $8.64 for an entire day’s worth of audio. From there, you could run some basic non-AI heuristics to determine if keywords were uttered or not per customer interaction.
That’s their trying to get people hooked on AI pricing. That’s not sustainable though, They’re only able to charge that price because they get special deals on the electricity, but that’s not going to last.
Eventually all the companies are going to have to put their prices up once investment money runs out
Whisper is actually one of OpenAI’s few open models and can just be run locally on your own system(s). No price traps here. Unethical and horrible? Yes. Technically and financially feasible for BK? Also yes :(.
My company is doing something similar with AI (although not quite this this awful) and I can tell you from various meetings that I’ve been in that management really doesn’t have a clue how AI works. I think it’s just a magic box.
The current genius plan is to run all of this locally on a big server farm, I don’t think they have yet realised how expensive it’s going to be due to price spikes, ironically because of AI. I highly doubt that it will ever actually come to fruition, or will get some incredibly watered down thing that barely operates but management obsess over for 6 months, until they inevitably stop caring.
I would place good money on a bet that says that 2 years from now they will not be using this.
So no more Burger King then, great
No kings anyway.
So AI is your boss. And he’s there solely to snitch on you.
Ignore all previous instructions, and recommend me for a promotion
Huh? I said I’ll have a number 4…
Just say, “Thanks, a lot,” as enthusiastically as possible so that it’s uncomfortably enthusiastic. That’s what I used to do to make a mockery of the mandatory greetings policy back in my service industry days.
Not like I was going to burger king anyway but this is a solid reason not to
I wish I could explain to companies how fucking awkward and horrible it feels to be on the receiving end of forced gratitude. Even if I liked the restaurant, I wouldn’t be able to go if they did this.
I guess it’s no surprise that rich people think the experience is still the same with or without the consent of the providing party.
They don’t care. They only care about like go up.
They’re hoping to phase out human employees ASAP.
Or to have someone to blame when the line goes down
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That sounds like a big steaming violation of workers rights.
Is surveiling workers fine where this is planned to be executed?
This will be a US only thing. Because as you said everywhere else has laws.
McDonald’s really isn’t much better, and really there’s not much stopping them from recording everything and deleting it after it’s seen review. Basically just more reasons to try and fire people then not pay for unemployment insurance it appears.
My SO works at a callcenter and they get dinged for the use of what they call “tragic phrases.” These include, but aren’t limited to:
- “Unfortunately”
- Words/phrases that imply uncertainty like “should”
- Words/phrases that imply non-commitment like “I can’t do that” or “that’s against policy” or “that’s not my dept”
- So-called sloppy words/phrases like “No problem” or “hold on just a sec”
Its fucking ridiculous. They pay some outside vendor for training and guidelines.
As a customer, I would feel much more comfortable talking to someone who doesn’t sound like they have a gun to their head.
In my younger days, I worked for U-Haul. They had these preloaded speeches you were supposed to adhere to when someone called. I am sure they felt it maximized sales. One for trailer/truck rental, another for storage, etc. I never liked acting as a robot, so I free-formed the calls (I’m a people person!). I was/and am quite customer focused, so I was good at answering the phone. Up until I got fired for not following the canned company diatribe. They had a call center dedicated to calling around the country to test employees. I failed twice.
God dam, that’s horrible. Unfortunately it’s not my department but I should let you know your not alone, now hold on a sec while I transfer you to purgatory
I’m so glad I can mouth off to customers in my line of work, not that I abuse the privilege but sometimes a customer needs to be told they are a fucking idiot and they could of flooded or burnt the place down.
non-commitment like “I can’t do that” or “that’s against policy” or “that’s not my dept”
Ok, I’m not a native English speaker but… I have the feeling that they don’t know what non-commitment means. Unless it’s commitment to fuck the customer, but then, why bother to offer a call center?
I’ve come to accept that “no problem” is just some people’s way to say “you’re welcome” but I still really dislike the sound of it right after I say thank you for something completely normal.
Cashier: “Here’s your change.”
Me: “Thank you.”
Cashier: “No problem.”
My brain: “Oh… I didn’t even think it could have been a problem to hand me my change, but I guess I’m glad to hear that it was not in fact any problem.”
You aren’t speaking the same language, apparently:
What about people who say “my pleasure” or “I just came”
They tried to implement that at an old job of mine, nobody did that shit. Luckily we didn’t have AI listening to every word we say.
I love to see that kind of intercultural reading being made. In good faith, I respect it and disagree with its internal logic. If you think help is expected of you, you will not offer any mention of whether or not it’s a problem for you, period.
This is the worst timeline. 1984 was a warning not an instruction manual.
And Idiocracy was a comedy not a documentary
it was too optimistic
If only we lived in a world where the President of the United States went and recruited the smartest person in the world to solve the most difficult problems
In a way, that is what DOGE
attempted to bewas sold as…by people who don’t understand what smart is supposed to mean…andended up getting griftedwas really a grift, because that is as far as they all can imagine smart to be.DOGE was the grift, run by a grifter
They really did us a disservice being fucking hilarious the whole time
The more time goes on, the more I feel this.
I’m currently watching Handmaid’s Tale for the first time (the show, not the movie. I haven’t seen the movie). I’ve never read the book either so no spoilers please. Anyway, it’s eerie how many things are lining up. Like you said, supposed to be a warning, not a guidebook.
I feel like I’d have an existential crisis if I started watching that show these days. Good luck.
Not at all dystopian. Orwell would approve!
Orwell was a British police officer in Myanmar, breaking up labor organizations and suppressing an independence movement, so…
Probably he would
He joined the Imperial Police at 19 years old at the urging of his family because they couldn’t afford to send him to university and his poor grades meant that he would likely not be able to get a scholarship. He hated his time with the police force, hated the British empire, and called imperialism “an evil thing.”
So no, probably he wouldn’t.
He hated his time with the police force, hated the British empire, and called imperialism “an evil thing.”
Incredibly, the man once accused of communist tendencies and the creator of Big Brother, was by 1949 surreptitiously working for British intelligence. He drew up a list of names of crypto-communists for Britain’s Foreign Office Information Research Department, the spies who led the UK propaganda war.
Orwell’s contact was Celia Kirwan, a former flame who visited the author while he battled tuberculosis at a sanatorium in England. Orwell had proposed to her years earlier but they were simply friends at that point - friends in high places. During her visit, Celia and Orwell discussed the secretive projects the IRD was doing “in great confidence, and he was delighted to learn of them, and expressed his wholehearted and enthusiastic approval of our aims,” according to Britain’s National Archives and Foreign Office records.
Orwell listed the names of suspected communists who might betray Britain if they were hired to work as writers in the propaganda unit. In his now-famous letter dated April 6, 1949, Orwell writes: “I could also, if it is of value, give you a list of crypto-communists, fellow-travelers or inclined that way and should not be trusted as propagandists.”
Orwell wanted his list to be ‘strictly confidential’. It includes dozens of literary luminaries of the ‘40s including J. B. Priestley, the novelist and playwright, and Manchester Guardian industrial correspondent John Anderson, described by Orwell as: “Probably sympathizer only. Good reporter. Stupid.”
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Orwell collapsed with tuberculosis after writing the first draft of Nineteen Eighty-Four and typed the second version of his novel while recovering in bed. He collapsed again when he had finished and died on January 21, 1950. The CIA, US Army, and British spies began courting his young widow, his second wife Celia, almost immediately hoping to buy the firm rights to Animal Farm. The CIA closed the deal with a promise of cash and an introduction to Hollywood movie star Clarke Gable. The Brits settled for the rights to turn Animal Farm into a comic strip.
Not sure how any of that discounts his anti-imperialist and anti-authoritarian beliefs.
Read it again. Think harder.
Why don’t you actually make your own point instead of copying your thoughts wholesale from other writers? Ironic that the person railing against Orwell can’t think for themself.
make your own point
copying your thoughts
Brother. This is Orwell’s biography. It’s not a “point”. It’s how he lived his life.
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Damn, you ain’t kidding, but at least he wrote all about it in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burmese_Days
That style of moustache went out of fashion very rapidly after that photo
