cant believe they do this
also they totally are full of 5G tracking chips
Stuart Mackenzie: Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!”
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate “The Colonel”?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smart arse!
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This is true
Oh, fuck, everyone. Be cool.
Yes be cool, and crack open a nice, ice cold frosty one. Totally not addictive and full of 5G tracking chips.
(Jokes aside, we should all get together and start a conspiracy theory about how the government has switched from putting the 5G in vaccines to beer.)
Even worse, they put addictive stuff in the beer. Every time I have a beer I want a second.
