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minus-squareMidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up116·2 days agoMe: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008. Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x. Me: ummmmm
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 days ago“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days ago“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoI like the cut of your jib. You’re hired!
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 days agoRefer them to the documentary boss baby if your early employment history is ever brought into question
minus-squareslingstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoDid you ever see Doogie Howser, M.D.? I’m like that, except for middle management, and a lot younger. Got my MBA when I was still living in my parents.
Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.
Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.
Me: ummmmm
“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”
“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
I like the cut of your jib. You’re hired!
Refer them to the documentary boss baby if your early employment history is ever brought into question
Did you ever see Doogie Howser, M.D.? I’m like that, except for middle management, and a lot younger. Got my MBA when I was still living in my parents.