when someone invites me out to a tapas dinner my first thought is hmm should I ear before or get something dinner after
Yah, tapas always seemed to me like appetizers whilst you drink. You’ve got to go get a proper meal after.
Edit: Oh and the hungry hippo thing is for real. Tapas is competitive when snapping up whatever’s been just set down!
It’s a rule of tapas that the portion of any dish is to be determined by calculating the number of people in the party and subtracting 1 unless the table has 7 or more guests then the number to subtract is 3
Unless I’m at the table, then don’t you dare subtracting anything 😐
I thought they literally were appetizers?
I think you are right.
You could just go to Spain and get tapa for free with each drink you order.
Except coffee for some reason
You get free water with the coffee, use that water to get a free tapa, and use that tapa to exchange with your neighbour for their water.
Pretty soon you will have secured all the water in the restaurant, which you can then use to barter for a coffee, which will give you free water (if they have it), thus tightening the grip on your market supremacy.
Then you broaden your horizons and set your sights on the red planet. If anyone calls you a fool, confiscate their water and drink more caffeine, and if anyone tries to take your caffeine away, send them away to the red planet
Are you lissan al’gaib?
I have many names, but I go by Hassan I Sahba
