Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Yeah nah. I thought it looked fake, but haven’t looked at a real one in at least 15 years so I couldn’t figure out why. Goddamn…

Same… There should be ice cream trucks that sell things people really want, like frozen Reese’s cups and blended margaritas.

Is 6 a real It’s-It, or is it some bullshit knock-off?

Only because they really wanted to already. Boo

Yeah I see what you see. This is good old fashioned bad editing

Funny how they’re trying so hard to catch pedos not won’t arrest a single motherfucker in the Epstein files

Shit, I’m gonna have to read that too. Lemmy recs have never led me astray

This is like an item from Dungeon Crawler Carl lmao

Komaji’s weird American cousin

Girls, girls. You’re all pretty. It’s capitalists who are dragging the whole world towards fascism, don’t get it twisted with nationality

People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they’ve invented ‘thoughts’ does not move the needle for me

It feels like an attempt to incept me with the idea to attack somebody. Like this is supposed to be my Manchurian candidate trigger phrase

So we’re already ready? You realise this means that even they are good dogs.

Good for him, but always a little worried when someone does something I approve of. What are they, crazy?

did not get there by not being an idiot

This applies to both of them too. They weren’t elected for being smart, they both are smart but they leaned on charisma, speaking skills, and a sense of ‘genuineness’ to win their supporters’ favour. I really meant it. People simply do not get elected for seeming smart, and if they are smart they won’t try to sound smart while running for office in America.

I was fond of Obama when I was younger, but I look back with disdain on a lot of his track record. He sold people hope, and people look back on the time before Trump with understandably rosy glasses though, so I don’t begrudge anyone liking him.

Sorry for the confusing double negative, Trump sounding that way is exactly my point

Two important facts. One, there is no such thing as idiot-proof. Two, anyone in charge did not get there by not being an idiot.

I wouldn’t bet a dime that the sun would rise tomorrow on a gambling app run by a guy like him.

Sincerely. I refuse to comprehend some people.

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