Anime

Dorsey: lmao, for you.

God: “lol, it was just me, but like, not me.”

Holy Spirit: “Me too. The same guy but also, not the same guy.”

My mom’s favorite pastor is dead, but I’ll still tell her about this.

She believes in a magic sky god who set his own rules up for us to fail by way of damnation. A pastor coming back to life wouldn’t be a jump in her reality.

Would you click if she was?

I’m not teaching a class, here, bud. If you need me to tell you that running LineageOS isn’t somehow a skill equivalent to walking into a store, then we have some serious cultural differences between the US and EU regarding average luddite phone ownership.

The stores don’t charge for helping you, no. It’s the same cost for service instore as out, at least in my experience. For all I know Tmobile started charging ‘install fees’ for putting sim cards in.

America, age 37, nerd-coded

If I asked my mom for her SIM card, she’d ask for her purse so she could attempt to find a credit card that doesn’t exist.

She has no idea how a phone works in any capacity. I’m not being insulting about it, I am informing you of blatant and honest truth.

My cousins, people my age are a hard maybe, I know two family members who went in-store recently. They treat their phones like cars. They use them and that’s as deep as it goes.

for the average user

points at Lineage boot logo

not you