Jolid Jiquid Jas Jasma

Kookaburras are what steal your sandwich.

It’s mild now but everyone needs to clean the ash off their cars.

laughs in 42 degrees C heat and wildfires

The iphone keyboard is dogshit now.

It’s got white feathers like a seagull so you throw it chippies.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

At work now we’re having team learning sessions that are just one person doing a change incredibly slowly using AI while everyone else watches, but at least I can keep doing my regular work if it’s a Teams call. It usually takes the AI about 45 minutes to decide what I immediately knew needed doing.

“Microsoft Windows App” confused the shit out of me earlier. I only realised it was Remote Desktop when I read the description, and I only did that because I was wondering what the fuck Microsoft Windows App is.

I thought the iPad being just a giant iPhone was stupid and it wouldn’t catch on. Years on I use an iPad to read comic books in bed, though I guess tablets as a whole are kind of niche and not great as a productivity tool due to mobile OSs holding them back.

I always immediately think Jack Sparrow is Russell Brand and recoil, then remember who it actually is and then recoil again because it’s crook blokes all the way down.

Is it as humiliating as waking up in hospital on a drip?

Like anyone gets to drive at speed during commuter time.

The walrus was Paul

Then the next generation of models fed on slop with adverts in and increasingly adopt the writing style of marketing copy.

It’s weird now watching the high school reunion movies Of The 90s (Gross Pointe Blank, Romy And Michelle, etc) and in all cases the protagonists are considered outliers for not having a car dealership, marriage and three children already at 28. They say the past is another country.

Mine cousin doth part the veil mortal.

If any of my teachers had tried that they would have been burned at the stake for witchcraft.

Where are the American people up to so far now in the “First They Came” sequence?

This might just be because of American Gothic, but Caleb is 100% an Antichrist name.