“Clearly I’m above reproach, so there’s no reason to suspect my email address and porn history will be in there!”

The most embarrassing part about this would be people finding out you actually pay for porn

Don’t worry though, because there’s no way your ID verification for adult sites will ever get leaked

Sounds like something you’d say if you didn’t want people to look for your email address in those records…

Is this the end of people getting famous by playing video games on Twitch?

Pattern recognition