My old ring is in a box ready to go to electronics resell/recycling. Maybe it needs a meeting with my friend Sledge before it goes out, so it can’t hurt anyone again.

You should lock any app which you don’t want casual users on your phone to access.

children notwithstanding, what other users are people letting use their phone? No one uses my devices but me.

I usually had the fastest CD burner available. Bought my discs in 50 packs.

Dick Sargent, of Parts: The Clonus Horror fame.

I did a brief stint there in the 00’s after a photo of me ended up on Cliff Yablonski Hates You.

Bears who go bed shopping are excellent cooks. Was that not the lesson of the story?

There’s a missed opportunity for a dad joke in the first panel.

“I’m depressed”
“Hi Depressed, I’m Freud”

You’re just getting stuck because you don’t have an IQ of 420, like the quiz said I have after watching some ads and giving them my SSN.

We just need to update them for the modern times. For save the icon would be a storage datacenter. For dialer it would be an nsa data center. For browser it would be a google ai data center.

3.6. Not great, not terrible.

That’s not to avoid cutting pepperoni. There was no reason to shape the 2 pieces at the top like that… other than being a pizza sadist.

I assumed a mean dish was one that was right in the middle of the statistical data points for that dish. Did math lie to me?

Yeah, I hadn’t really considered writing an integration but this is more general purpose than my universal remote.

My hope is that I can use custom sentences to send values to a script or service that, in-turn, will trigger an appdaemon app where I can do all the work in python. I’m not sure about returning the calculated value as a response though.

That’s how I built my harmony hub replacement.

The phrase “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle” is in order of most-to-least good for the environment.

Nope, gotta be lit. But it’s worth it, trust me.

It worked for Microsoft. The month after they started to force install Teams in windows they published user numbers showing how teams had sprinted ahead of Slack by that metric, and the tech press mostly ate it up.

It being dumb was a selling point. I’ve wanted to dump it for ages but my wife used it (mainly for timers and unit conversions) somewhat frequently. But as someone who spends most of her day dealing with problems caused by LLM slop, she refuses to ever use them herself.

I also promised I’d do my best to get Home Assistant Voice set up so it can do math and unit conversions (sans Truthiness engine).

I convinced my wife this was coming a few months ago and its what finally convinced her we needed to drop Prime and Alexa.

• Step 1: Be a kid given a cap gun as a toy
• Step 2: Pull the trigger two or three times
• Step 3: Go find a hammer