restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agogooner baitquokk.auimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1272arrow-down111
arrow-up1261arrow-down1imagegooner baitquokk.aurestingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square14linkfedilink
minus-squaretoomanypancakes@crazypeople.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoI’m not conventionally attractive so I have to step my game up for my gooner bait. The competition is fierce.
minus-squarezo0@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoThere are no laws that prohibit gooning to the unconventionally attractive (≖⩊≖)
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 days agoI mean all you really need is two butt cheeks and a tight pair of shorts. The comments will come
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 days agoYou don’t have to do anything. There’s someone out there who wants to goon to you. It might not be who you expect and you might not like why they want to goon to you but I promise you they’re out there.
I’m not conventionally attractive so I have to step my game up for my gooner bait. The competition is fierce.
There are no laws that prohibit gooning to the unconventionally attractive (≖⩊≖)
I mean all you really need is two butt cheeks and a tight pair of shorts. The comments will come
What if you have three butt cheeks?
You don’t have to do anything. There’s someone out there who wants to goon to you. It might not be who you expect and you might not like why they want to goon to you but I promise you they’re out there.