Carl@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoGrandfather TimeNSFWsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down11
arrow-up163arrow-down1imageGrandfather TimeNSFWsh.itjust.worksCarl@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-squaredaggermoon@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI don’t have any that short.
minus-squareHopeOfTheGunblade@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoWait… How many dicks do you have?
minus-squareHopeOfTheGunblade@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month ago“I do not have any that short,” lightly implies possessing a plurality, as compared with, “I do not have one,” or “mine is not that short,” so the question seemed worthwhile.
minus-squaredaggermoon@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI don’t have any skirts that short is what I meant.
minus-squareHopeOfTheGunblade@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoAh, yes. This was in fact intended as a humorous misinterpretation, as very few people possess a selection of dicks :p
minus-squaredaggermoon@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI recall a Whang! video about a guy born with two dicks. It’s pretty crazy.
minus-squareMalyca@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI have lingerie that short but that’s it. Way too short for public.
minus-squaredaggermoon@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoNobody would see it though?
I don’t have any that short.
Wait…
How many dicks do you have?
Just the one, why?
“I do not have any that short,” lightly implies possessing a plurality, as compared with, “I do not have one,” or “mine is not that short,” so the question seemed worthwhile.
I don’t have any skirts that short is what I meant.
Ah, yes. This was in fact intended as a humorous misinterpretation, as very few people possess a selection of dicks :p
I recall a Whang! video about a guy born with two dicks. It’s pretty crazy.
I have lingerie that short but that’s it. Way too short for public.
Nobody would see it though?