Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoWhatta my color? 🤩media.piefed.socialimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1298arrow-down116
arrow-up1282arrow-down1imageWhatta my color? 🤩media.piefed.socialTundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square20linkfedilink
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoMine are darker green, but I was also blind as a bat before I paid someone in an dark alley in the used hubcap district to hold me down and shine a laser pointer at my retinas. I’ve had 20/20 ever since, but I was -4.75 and -5.5 before correction.
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoMissed the opportunity to use the Riddick eye quote: Gotta kill a few people.Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.
Mine are darker green, but I was also blind as a bat before I paid someone in an dark alley in the used hubcap district to hold me down and shine a laser pointer at my retinas.
I’ve had 20/20 ever since, but I was -4.75 and -5.5 before correction.
Missed the opportunity to use the Riddick eye quote:
Gotta kill a few people.Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.