what about rules 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, and 27? you still have 21 more rules to write until its rule # 28!!!

also really enjoying this series. you should make a Pirate-based community for these