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UltraHamster64@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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UltraHamster64@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    0.3 what away from me? Miles? Kilometers? Meters? Units matter - I’m not driving to the other side of town just to pick up a bloody pizza.

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      0.3 volleyballs away

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      bloody pizza

      It said it might be damaged. We don’t know how bad the accident was and how much blood was involved

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      If you can’t be bothered to step out of your comfort zone and travel .3 AU to pick up your food, I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe you want the crippled driver to spoon feed it to you.

      (/s, obviously)

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      Parsecs, obviously.

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        According to Star Wars, Parsec is a measure of time not distance

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          They retconned it to mean that the Kessel Run was close to a black hole so you couldn’t go near unless very fast and agile, so most ships had to take a longer route, so parsecs became distance again

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      Obviously nautical miles

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      0.3 Hamburgers of course!

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      It’s not blood… it’s uhm… Marinara Sauce! And that’s not an eyeball that’s just… a lychee from… another order.

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