I’m pretty sure that Mitch McConnell is human, but the battery in the control device that they implanted in his brain was failing. (And now has failed.) That’s why they switched to putting one of their own in an ill-fitting human suit, and calling him “Ted” Cruz. Pretty sure they’re reptilians, which is why that volunteer has to engage in behavioral thermoregulation.
But what if there’s a last minute announcement and it turns out the democrats are all aliens?
Spoiler: I’d probably still vote Democrat in the unfortunate event that I’m an American and in that situation.
Alien democrats are far better than humanoid Republicans.
I’m pretty sure that Mitch McConnell is human, but the battery in the control device that they implanted in his brain was failing. (And now has failed.) That’s why they switched to putting one of their own in an ill-fitting human suit, and calling him “Ted” Cruz. Pretty sure they’re reptilians, which is why that volunteer has to engage in behavioral thermoregulation.
than most presumed-human dems honestly. and the ogres.
I would vote for sentient poops in human suits before the fucking Nazi Fascist of MAGA/the GOP.
Nothing wrong with aliens. In the UK we’ve lived under the reign of well known lizards, The House of Windsor, for over a hundred years.
That explains the Royal insistence on inbreeding.
Superman is an illegal alien and I’d vote for him
Aliens, eh? What’s their platform?