Having no kids is also great if u want to fuck over the billionaire class. They can’t exploit people if there simply aren’t people left to exploit lol.
Yeah, we good with our amount of babbies. This timeline is cursed. Send them to another for protection.
My vasectomy is probably one of the best things I have ever invested in
I have no kids and three money, but most of all, a wonderful lifestyle and almost unbridled freedom
I hate kids but have a breeding kink, im so thankful I can’t get pregnant
I’m also really thankful I can’t get pregnant. Been unable to my whole life.
A vasectomy has the same fun, minus the periods bit.
I am 43 years old I live in a rural town of less than 4000 people. Everybody here is a hard-core Republican needless to say I have to do next to nothing in order to not get anybody pregnant.
Im old and out of the breeding pool, but I’m staunch anti-natalist when society becomes inhospitable or even hostile to future generations. The US has totally bought the ticket to ride to population implosion.
Although it’s not really that bad. Fertility dropped below 1.6, a number that is notable only because MAGA, white Christian nationalism and big capitalism are freaking out about it. But they’re still bankrolling manosphere influencers, and their followers are entirely repugnant and inelligible.
Case in point FBI having to inform ICE that the tradwife-minded women interested in them on dating sights actually just want to dox them.
Fertility of 2.1 is replacement, and in normal times, the US rate is still below that and made up by immigration. But that means whites would have to share their society with non-whites. As first and second generation immigrants work hard, commit fewer crimes (than the general public), take harsher jobs and pay their taxes, I guess they make their white-supremacist neighbors feel insecure.
Betas are going to be the next Silent Generations, the low-population gen born during the Great Depression, known to be a sad, cautionary lot with lifelong health problems. I do not envy them their future. And that’s even if none of the catastrophic existential risk scenarios manifest in their lifetime.
(We’re going to run out of water in their lifetime.)
Wife and I got one past her IUD, 11 years old now :). Be careful.
Slightly valid humblebrag
So , unlimited creampies with a strong disclaimer
Ah I got a notification with your message on my phone and my first, next, and last impression is PLEASE
I too would like to help you contribute to declining birth rate and many creampies!
My usual talk during check ups:
Are you currently sexually active?
Yes.
Are you trying to get pregnant, or any chance of a pregnancy?
No.
What method of contraception are you using?
Sex reassignment surgery.
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Unlimited you say 🤔
*conditions apply
Hmmm, if I insert it up my butt will I stop farting?
It would make your burps more smelly.
There’s nothing like empirical evidence I would say. Go ahead and try and then please report back.
I’m wearing one now big boy, what next?
Are you currently experiencing bloody farts? Because past recipients report less bleeding.
It has strings attached to it so they might get poopy
My SIL was on an IUD, like 17 years ago or so. I remember because my nephew is getting his drivers license soon.
(They aren’t infallible)
Wow she’s the .1% of the .1%. When it does fail the vast majority of pregnancies are non-viable ectopic. So your nephew really beat the odds
They can just fall out or migrate too.
Are you talking about the iud or a child?
Yes
True, still they are 99.8% to 99.9% effective depending on the kind. Insane odds, since it was so close to insertion there must have been some kind of mistake during insertion
there must have been some kind of mistake during insertion
well yes, that’s how a kid is made
Anal is certainly one form of birth control
Busting out the Lisa Frank! Congrats on surviving insertion because Jesus fucking Christ that shit hurts. I had to have mine taken out because it kept poking me, hope you don’t have that issue!
My partner had theirs replaced yesterday. It’s the second time I’ve sat by them while it was done, and my god, you uterus-owners pay the iron price for that shit. And we thank you all for it.
I paid £400 for the snip but save so much not paying a fortune raising children.
Best investment I have ever made.
I paid £400 for the snip
Why? “£” suggests you’re in the UK. It’s free in the UK, unless you don’t want to wait a few months.
the shears were cheap but he spent a fortune on bandaids
I thought it’s like £4k for a bilateral orchiectomy?
Just snipping the tubes, not yanking the boys out.
I want the boys yanked out of me… :(
Yeah that was kind of outside of the scope of the discussion. It was mainly around a vasectomy to prevent births.
ik sorry am I not allowed to be silly
not yet
