…yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/l fl.oz. or whatever freedom unit you guys use these days.
Due to a trade war and actual war with The Lost World of Atlantis, water has been rerouted for military and corporate use and the people of the US will now have to drink their own urine and urine imported from Mexico .
Don’t worry, those will be conveniently provided in your tap water, free of charge.
American court now say now that safe drinking water is not a right. You’ll drink whatever liquid comes out of the tap and be happy with it. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/09/drinking-water-mississippi-lawsuit/
…yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/
lfl.oz. or whatever freedom unit you guys use these days.Due to a trade war and actual war with The Lost World of Atlantis, water has been rerouted for military and corporate use and the people of the US will now have to drink their own urine and urine imported from Mexico .
Mexico might cut off their urine exports in the trade war.
Are you saying standard water or H4O?
H⁴O would be impossible, since O can only leach onto 2 electrons at a time (a singe H has 1 free electron). My guess would be H²O + 2H or smth…
Just plain old H20 with a lot of marketing gibberish.
It’s the water equivalent of 4K