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Really? That’s hilarious and kind of awesome. Where?

Can’t tell if this is photoshopped or not…

Ah, right - no problem. The IIRC was there for a reason.

Yes and know, 10 started with telemetry that was just about impossible to disable right out of the gate.

Windows 7 came out in 2007, if I remember correctly. That was a time when it wasn’t that uncommon to have a computer without an internet connection. Telemetry also wasn’t really a thing, either - when you had crashes or usage data the OS thought might be useful to Microsoft, the OS actually asked you, and understood that no means no. Honestly, those were better times in that regard…

My parents: “no sex before the wedding”

Also my parents: “…and then we had no other option than to drink wine, and that’s how we became a couple.”

Mmmkay.

Yeah except it gets that much more difficult to get up when everything around you is fucking freezing.