You can’t bet on past events

WTF is retiring?

Rather retire and play starcraft

God I LOVE one day shipping from Amazon Prime TM, don’t you too?

Yeah I can imagine it messing up just once and burning the back of your neck would be enough to never want to turn it on.

Add artificial intelligence somewhere in there

Did researchers just use AI to train ecoli to play doom??? No but watch these ads

Yeah, kinda sick of some of the so called Doom hacks.

I saw one where they claimed they made a pregnancy test play doom. No, the dude got a small OLED display that he hooked up to a computer that ran doom and displayed it, then put the OLED in a pregnancy test, where it normally had a different and likely worse OLED.

That isn’t the point of the can it run doom thing at all

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You don’t need a paid VPN. Tor works. You could use the tor browser bundle.

glances at social battery

“It appears you’re not giving 200% like you wrote in your self-review… I only see 90%. Let’s shoot for 100% before end of quarter, okay? Maybe we can chat about it, through lunch.”

It’s the year 2099. Nvidia-Johnson Inc has just announced a new breakthrough years after their merger. Biotech finally found a means to turn human flesh into… RAM

But they need our utilities, all of them. So they want to get ahead of the game and take over that side of government now.

Except water. I bet this is some weird way of arguing they are a utility so have a right to utility infrastructure and how water is distributed.

Less “we are a utility” and more “we need all your utilities, all your clean water, all your power, and we want to decide how it’s used”

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should be ungodly and near perfection

Counterpoint: garbage in, garbage out

Why is Newsome trying to be even less popular before the primaries?

All you have to say is the two magic words, “tax billionaires”. For fucks sake Newsome