Tanis Nikana

My body is ready.

Someone help me balance this budget!

I actually use mine as a disability aid. My motor control isn’t the best so it’s good just to call out for light and heat adjustments.

But I’ve long since come to terms with the fact that if ICE or whoever wanted to come bust me down, there wasn’t anything stopping them before I got what is essentially a home aide, and there’s nothing stopping them now.

At the end of the day, I take comfort in recognizing that no one knows me, and that both my contributions and my cringe will be erased from the shore of civilization by the tides of time. I’m not famous, not smart, not special, not a pedophile in charge of the country, I’m just nobody, and that gives me all the power I would ever want.

I actually have no idea what my IQ is. I just say 96 cause it’s the shy side of perfectly average, and no one has any follow-up questions about that, and then the IQ conversation is fizzled out, and we can talk about more interesting things, like the guy who’s currently leaving a shit against my birch tree just outside.

Fucker better wipe my tree. >:(

I’ve got an IQ of ninety-six, which is good enough for me. It’s pretty high, just four points off the maximum.

We’ve got it on iOS too.

I miss Chaos Rings 2 on my phone so bad, but at least I have that amazing game on my deck now.

I ended up using my phone as my main gaming console for a long time, so I’m reluctant to abandon my gaming library now. :(

iOS stops me pretty quick. But maybe I can explore a bit?

God, I don’t miss that. Honestly, I wish there was an English ten-key equivalent.

QWERTY phones are fine and all, and they work well for English, but sometimes I type with this, and I’m sure as hell not gonna use a slow-ass QWERTY replacement.

信じられないよ。

I’m disappointed about all these people that use photoshop and a mismatched font when they could inspect the element and get perfect seamless results every time.