slothrop
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slothrop @lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•last time I order 1,264,155 barrels of crude oil via USPSEnglish
26·1 month agoThe best shitposts are the ones you enter clueless and leave even moreso.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Reject modernity, embrace traditionEnglish
5·1 month agoCircle of death and circle of life are the same picture!
beck and call
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I Used To Be A Real Piece Of ShitEnglish
6·1 month agoYes.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I Used To Be A Real Piece Of ShitEnglish
21·1 month agoThe raspberries and avocados play roulette tho’!
Diluted water can cure cancer.
Lol! I stopped reading before the first sentence ended, because it gets worse!
Occlupanids are generally found as parasitoids…
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Small apartment? No problem just maximize spaceEnglish
3·2 months agoThis is how a lot of campers/RVs/tiny homes roll…
Wash your face with weed.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A customized delivery experienceEnglish
34·2 months agoFabulous spread!
Forgiveness is the scent of the Violet beneath the heel that crushed it.
The fragrance indelibly imprinted in memory.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•should ring a bell with everyoneEnglish
143·2 months agoyet you eat there!
lolololololol!<notices it’s a .ml>
lolololololol
It’s not a number, it’s an eggplant.
Is that a weapon in your underpants…?
Because no saggy paints are allowed!
Plus the toilet tank takes 6 minutes to refill.
But you flush again after 2 minutes…doh!
wRoNg ReSeArCh!!!
Hand cranked and twisted.

Yes, indeed.