jerk

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuh? Why would I think?

Thinking is for sissys and I’m not a sissy. Fuck you for

IM NOT A SISSY FUCK YOOOO

Ivan (…) and (…) Ivan.

You are my bubble. Please report back when somebody repote back to you.

Moist is a term.

Im dying laughing at this

Sorry I could have thought of that… im still a monkey 🫠

I’d rather stand in shit than sit in it.

Also how do you know there is a difference? I’ve heard of that before but obv never witnessed it myself.

Do not (my name) on public toilets.

You literally (my name) on other peoples excrement.

I should have named myself hover.

So… this Julian… is he a friend of yours?

I talk to my father on the phone.

We finish.

I receive ads for a very specific thing that we talked about that I’ve never ever looked up.

Same thing with my therapist.

We talk. I receive highly specific ads.