Sounds like Wonko’s Asylum

From personal experience I have seen far more great tits due to the increased temperature.

I’ve found bamboo underwear to be brilliant.

Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t, what did he maybe do?!

This makes me feel way too old.

In the UK their population needs to be controlled otherwise they will be a pest.
If left unchecked they will devastate tree populations.
If I recall correctly there was an estate who didn’t keep up with their deer culling and the army got called in with helicopters.

“Glad to see it still works even though it’s got a hole in it”