You’re supposed to secretly dose everyone else with the psychedelics and then they’ll think you’re a good person.

God is the intrusive thoughts telling you to stick your pee pee into industrial machinery

complains about Reddit users

self-reports as a frequent user of Reddit

I talk vicariously through my parrot

Lava chicken

But I have two peg legs. I also have two hook hands and two eyepatches so that makes it even more difficult.

Has anybody else noticed that in the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie, a character says “Weigh anchor!” and the parrot repeats what they said but pronounces it clearly like “Wanker”

Because OP used bad logic to promote an idea and I deftly satirized that by using the same bad logic in a way which clearly and humorously shows it to be fallacious

It is Ryan Gosling. I can’t tie the attire to any particular character of his, but it seems like it may have just been promo shots taken by and for GQ magazine

Isolated moments of reason are not due to institutions of unreason. Rather, they are in spite of them.

The only reason we have the Emancipation Proclamation is because of institutionalized slavery

(±sqrt(81) + 3)/6 is both odd and divisible by 2