I don’t love the cat. We’re housemates.

I don’t smell the cat’s breath because we’re not close like that. I’d appreciate it if you stayed away from my cat as well.

This feels like a shitpost that idiots misappropriated as a real method.

Why would you want a method based on a famously developmentally-challenged child? It isn’t “dogged perserverance despite setbacks”; it’s “he’s literally too stupid to evaluate his process and teach himself a better way to solve even the simplest tasks.”

Eeeeh, I dunno about that. If he had been an ass man, people wouldn’t have started making fun of people who like ass. They would have just continued making fun of how much he inserts ass into his movies.

I think even without association with Tarantino, first encounters with foot fetishism would be met with heavy skepticism/suspicion.

So maybe someone just saw the couch-double making love to her couch-wife in JD cosplay?

We all owe JDerika Vank an apology.

That’s just Willem Dafoe.