I recognize “he knows, don’t go home” from Minority Report. Solid reference.
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Not the shitpost we needed, but the one we deserve.
if warranty == “expired” then brick() end
otacon239@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Vietnam Bans Unskippable Ads, Requires Skip Button to Appear After 5 Seconds - SaigoneerEnglish
29·5 days agoI would press the button on every billboard
I think this every time I see the format. He’s literally squinting in the shot with the glasses on!
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Op doesn't have time for interviews
1·18 days agoFor those that want the actual answer:
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You turn on the first switch for a minute or two, turn it off, and turn on the second switch. If the bulb is on, it’s obviously the second switch. If the bulb is off and warm, it’s the first switch. If it’s cold, it’s the third switch.
Honestly, this could be referring to most open-source projects. I’d imagine many of the popular ones were originally made to solve a problem for themselves and then everyone jumps onboard with that solution.
Linux itself also kinda fits here considering it was meant to just sort of be a small project in the beginning and I doubt Linus ever could have predicted what it became.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Explained: Why you can't move Windows 11 taskbar like Windows 10, according to MicrosoftEnglish
0·23 days agoMicrosoft applied a data-driven approach to find out which features to add now, which features to add later, and which to completely avoid.
WHAT DATA?!
TGFM - Thank God for Markdown
Seriously, though. 9 times out of 10, markdown has all the formatting I need for the task at hand. On the rare occasion I need something more, I’m glad I have access to Apple Pages, but it comes with its own set of unique challenges.



Why do you think they put on the rubber suit?