My wife is taller than me. You’ve just got to find your match.

Damn, that’s awful news

Yah the first time I saw it I was like wow so clever, but now I’m like why do you disrespect our purest form of online speech for your transactional babble

Finally bout up sign in ~ "iS tHis YoU???!!? 🫪 [yes][no] "

Needs more eyes

Wtf that sounds amazing

Makes two of us. It sounded way fucking grosser in my head

Firefox keeps adding stuff like this to its browser and it keeps messing up a good thing. I don’t mind them adding experiments, but they keep trying to add stuff that places them as intermediaries in some kind of convenient “service” that is offered.

Tetzchner says the company asked its users whether they wanted added AI features, and the response was “no.”

Revolutionary technique, asking if anyone wants a feature before you go all-in on it.

I’m a platform engineer (recovering), I need someone with humanities chops to explain this to me

Please continue sharing the doom

Feels like an ad for Facebook WhatsApp

Lemmy’s not so hot on billionaire megayacht owners.

It’s so hard to leave off. It like totally sets the noncommittal tone or whatever that I’m going for

Do you enjoy the crush of humanity? I remember I really used to before I moved to a smaller city. It has got a lot more diverse though, people who are “townies” are rare. I love to hear their stories about how things have changed. Like some old folks remember when where I live was all farm land.

Thank you, I’m choosing to believe you for my sanity

I have to know whether this is a joke or not

I always go to crane

There was never a fucking “boom” just a lot of stupid money being thrown at the latest gamble, rather than investing in the boring, predictable things we know makes life better for people right now.

Always room for a little pud