Clarke’s three laws, referring to Arthur C. Clarke.

The laws are:

• When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
• The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke's_three_laws

I’d rather throw caltrops

That’s not an app. That’s a cat.

That picture is not what you asked for. You should ask grok to give your money back.

Sure that’s still a lot more than the original goal of $35 computing but you can still get a basic kit for the rpi Zero 2 W for $40.

35 dollars in 2012 is 49 dollars now when taking inflation into account. You can get Pi 5 1GB model for 45 usd.

Yes, but computers are still made and computers need ram

Current RAM shortage will bring good old days back :)

I’ll be fat

PLEASE THE BEANS, SERVANT! ALL HAIL THE BEANS.

To be fair, humans are excellent at building anti-human tools