Die Martin Die
He/him | 🏳️🌈💻🕹 | Free Software ❤️
Just a random nerd, mostly computers and games.
Spanish/English bilingual.
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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•O'Rly: Blaming the User
111·16 hours agoIt’s always
DNSPEBKAC
“I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock”
This is one of my favorite derivatives
Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The look really says it all
112·2 days agoSo… “not all men” 🙄
Too late for Millennials. Lola Bunny in Space Jam (1996) already awakened something in
mesome people
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Children are a gift from someone
17·3 days agoNumber of times my kid had a loss of temper:
I II II I_Edit: jk, I don’t have kids (thankfully)
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just realized the whole species is after Boobs :) dating, mating, feeding
8·3 days agoPossibly NSFW

Edit: context: Chinese censoring of blood in anime
late 1900’s
The 20th century ended 10 years ago, right? Right??
Fun random fact: Mexico calls milk caramel “cajeta”. Just don’t say that word in public around Uruguay/Argentina
Tap for spoiler
It’s a vulgarism for “vulva” there
Rule 34 of the pirate code:
If it exists, there’s port. No exceptions.
$ yes 💩 | tr -d '\n' | cut -c 1-1984
That a guanopost, @TheBat
Heh, I do? Voyager doesn’t show them and I rarely use the web interface so I completely forgot 😅
Thank you! They are some silly floofs, especially the orange one 😹
Do you like voxel sandbox games? Luanti is quite nice and relaxing depending on game (Luanti is technically a voxel game engine, and you can find various types of games in the built-in content browser)





He’s Ivan, after all