It’ll just jab its fangs into your arm and feed off your blood.

They have cooties.

Ah, OK, I know that Apple tries to sell people wireless headphones that need to be recharged, you’re perfectly right that this is ridiculous.

I’m with you here, I keep it all simple and connect headphones, earphones, mice, … with a cable and it all just works all the time. No batteries to recharge. No pairing to redo. I can’t even imagine how this could possibly fail.

battery

Why do your headphones have battery!?

I choose Debian for wholly other reasons, twenty years ago now, but during all these years their comprehensive network of mirrors has always been good enough that I never considered switching for that reason, anywhere I moved to.

https://www.debian.org/mirror/list

I’ve read The Practice of Programming more times than I care to remember, so simple, so useful.

I don’t understand the point of sending the original e-mail.

There never was any point to it, it was done by an LLM, a computer program incapable of understanding. That’s why it was so infuriating.

Is that a pack of Marlboro cigarettes? Every real European knows that a proper coffee & cigarettes breakfast requires Gauloises.

This includes the Linux greybeards too.

I never switched to Windows, but switched directly from AmigaOS to Linux, in 1994.