You may want to wash them first…

Who needs catalytic converters with all this RAM around?

Or conversely, gets a third of the population hooked on opioids and ruins their lives

I have had it with this motherfucking water on this motherfucking plane!

Samuel L. Jackson (the bridge) after being served Dasani

I was coming here to say this exact thing… I’ve never seen such an aggressively clueless population of drivers as those in Maryland. They will savagely cut you off in the left lane to go the speed limit or less.

Incidentally, we’re also out of stop signs.

Hanging the bird upside down, cutting its neck (specifically, the arteries that are in the neck) and letting it bleed out is standard practice. The blood drains quickly and they die within a few seconds. It sounds horrible if you haven’t seen it done but this is how many (most?) farmers do it.

Like your not getting a 10 meter run on bananas.

Source? /s

This guy grapefruits

Depending on the model of the pump, you can usually turn off the sound with one of the buttons on the right. The ones I have seen have four buttons on each side, and the second or third (or maybe bottom? I forget) button on the right will at least mute the ad. It’s worth a shot. It’s so obnoxious, it’s almost worth soaking it in gasoline.

Well hey, if it isn’t Mr. Manager of the banana stand

Can’t print your homework? Back to the mine with you!

It would be nice if Adam Smith’s invisible hand would pick up around here now and again.

Community ink tanks, with pipelines to transmit the ink from where it is mined to substations, and on and on.

We could have flying trains!

I’m not part of the administration, but could I get in on that first part, before the fentanyl?

And yet, neither of those blues are quite… it, you know? Surely the next one will be.

The Signal Foundation did? Or Moxie Marlonspike, who I don’t think is technically involved with them anymore? (Not calling you out, I’m not particularly sure of his status there anymore.)

Having an awkward talk awkwardly: ew. Having an awkward talk openly: also ew.

Good for your mother, though. I imagine you learned from her what many of us learned from the internet, books, media, peers, partners, and other sources.

More accurately, you’re standing behind the trolley, well off the tracks. Do you step forward, in front of the trolley, so the worst people can create an amorphous and constantly shifting narrative to justify you shooting the trolly driver?