Give me LTSC or give me death!

This is my solution, as well. Let the windows application do its thing, sandboxed effectively. I’m no purist.

Mr Jonathon Swift over here, it took me a moment to recognize your Proposal was Modest, given Poe’s Law.

Perhaps it is an ESL thing? We were using it in the States in the 90’s to describe a hardware authenticator key on parallel port that allowed CAD software to run, in a drafting class.

Later (00’s) i heard it used for all manner of peripheral USB accessories.

I’m trying to imagine what the gimmick would be.

You’re getting downdooted, but I was stuck on rereading that nonsensical sentence, as well, and I’m glad it was clarified.