I’ve actually been dealing with a real life shitposter.
At work we deal with people who have mental issues, and so, in order to protect my coworkers, I’ve been redirecting emails to myself from this one person who has been emailing us carefully crafted iPhone photographs of her turds fresh, hot, and steaming in her bathtub.
She keeps posting questions asking who is shitting in her bathtub, and my response has been consistently, “you live by yourself, it’s you”.
I bet that if you were dedicated enough, you could probably make a home helicopter.
Whether you could survive the first or the tenth flight, that’s a different story, but I bet you could get into the air with something that was homemade.
Dead orphans are still orphans.
Spoken like a true Boeing engineer.
I’ve never met anyone else so unshakeable in their convictions.
The crazy thing is is that epigenetics plays such a massive role that even a single generation of intentional change can produce astronomical differences, like when you see a third-generation Mexican immigrant who is like six foot five, and they go and hug their four foot four grandmother.
That early childhood supply of abundant calories in an active environment with low stressors can make such a huge difference on how your kids end up looking and how their entire lives play out, and those changes will likely propagate down through the generations.
If the choice is between being out $1,590 or plummeting to my death in order to save a few hundred bucks, then I’ll just pay the $1,590.
They call it the Jesus Nut for a reason.
Out of all of the things that you would want to be comfortable with taking risks on, the Jesus Nut on a helicopter is not one of them.
There are no fallbacks if that fails.
The only thing that can save you is a miracle from our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, if the Jesus Nut fails on your helicopter while you’re in air.
And, once they lose the weight, fast food will be there to welcome them back into the fold because the fundamental issues that causes people to become overweight in the first place aren’t dealt with by shots.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!
The scabs add thickness and texture
Clients, but yeah.