You are likely scanning my profile and history because I said something in a tone that made you feel funny or angry. This is called being reactionary. You can overcome it.
It would absolutely, 100% go to trial, and the prosecution could easily prove an intent to harm.
As much as the Better Call Saul kinds of legal arguments look clever on TV, in reality the law is much more about vibes and how people interpret what happened.
Extremely, there are explicit laws against booby trapping your own property and you can face full prosecution even if it harms only burglars.
I can’t imagine people on Lemmy of all places having enthusiasm for socializing and conversations.
You like the novelty of it, but you would sit there alone and imagine having friends and then you would imagine you know how to actually listen to other people instead of just waiting for an opportunity to talk about linux or indie steam games.
Ah, so your idea is a dead-man’s-switch, clever.