in my rural part of the u.s., the telco only sells dsl to a max of 10 mbps (and as slow as 384kbps if you’re at the end of the signal’s reach–at which point they also charge you more for the shit-tier speeds)… even if you’re literally next door to their central office… and even if they don’t have fiber down your street (which is their reasoning for the artificial limit–to push people towards fiber so they can pull the copper).

televisions of the near future when you first turn them on: “Internet connection and account required to complete initial product set up.”

… which, in firefox, is either off by default or can be switched off.

a bunch of old geezers cruising the local ‘strip’ from 7-9am just like we used to back in high school at night on the weekends.