Also - it would be fun to ride one of those Pedal Pubs.

This is giving “can’t place your own order at the drive-thru vibes.”

There’s one of those right outside my neighborhood, and I’m not sure what to do with it.

Sometimes the city, county and state all have trucks out at the same time doing different roads. Like all roads in the history of roads, they are interconnected but each jurisdiction only plows their own roads. So the city drives to my neighborhood on county roads with the plow up on snow covered roads.

I can drive around my plowed neighborhood now, but can’t get out onto the county road, and there’s a huge snow bank at the end of the city road.

Captious take. Kids understand humor, and also that bears can’t read, write or speak.

Bonono

Yeah, puggsys don’t either. Nor tuppers.

Competing. No one really even tried.

Yes! I had that thought after I posted it, but didn’t bother to come back. You are 100% correct.

my dick may be small but it sure smells like big one!

I think you may have reworded this on purpose for hilariousness (which it is).

The joke goes, though: my dick may be small but it smells like a foot.

Why does sorting by trending only show posts from December 10th?

No one wants personalized answers. They want smart answers, like what was promised: talking to a professor. The promise of AI was to help me look smart on the internet. I’m a dumbass, why would I want you to tell me more dumbass things?

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No goggles, but it does include a blindfold.

I feel like that one sunflower seed would satiate most people. Yet Hamtaro over here eats dozens.

Cursed fruit of the foot

Peak.

Some teams you have to schedule a meeting for them to work. Like, yeah, you could do this shit on your own time…but you aren’t

This is just an ad for a sex shop.

The local Papa John’s lost their franchise because they bought local ingredients instead of what Papa wanted to sell them.