Nah, I’m just 39 and have a wife. And also can count the anime’s I’ve watched on one hand. So it would take an unforeseen tragedy at this point.

At this point in my life I’d have to receive a head injury or something to become more weeb.

I’ve never been weeb enough to use an anime girl for my avatar.

Celebrating it every day because I have a problem.

Lmao the last line makes it clear it’s a shitpost but it’s funny all the same.

But nose also smell and foot also run.

4, in a state of worry but also trapped in a way where I can’t do anything about it.

Yeah like, can we do a scholastic book fair for adults where we’re allowed to be high?