It’s called job security

I’ll throw some 2x4s down anchored with sand bags for 50k

Those are some expensive ass ladders

I had a TCL phone for a bit about 10 years ago and it was the hottest piece of garbage I had ever touched in my life

I swear it’s only because I keep forgetting if step-sister has a hyphen in or not.

So I can get accurate results when I type it in pornhub.

(I actually just googled step-sister because I genuinely didn’t know if it has a hyphen. Apparently it is commonly written with and without the hyphen)