TabbsTheBat (they/them)

Oh if we’re doing a guessing game then…

3 genders technically, though the 3rd one (neuter) is super rare, so it’s basically 2 in practice :3

7 cases in the standard version of my language, 8 in the dialect I speak :3

Well the c being s and k thing comes from latin I think :3 like v and u being the same letter… and I believe i also had a second sound? Plus there’s vowel shifts that happened after the writing was standardized and all that, and characters that no longer exist like Þ and ð

Either way it can be confusing when coming from a language with a fairly regular pronunciation ^^ (though of course we also have some quirks lol)

It really is illogical lol :3 I tried teaching my parents before and trying to explain why all 3 Es in mercedes or all 3 Cs in pacific ocean make different sounds like “they just do”

Though my native language is quite hard for non-native speakers as well

I took english in school, and I speak it all the time :3

The device he uses is an ATP tester :3

You can buy them on amazon :3 and they are actually used in a bunch of fields that need to deal with hygiene

The part where he gets nakey is the best part of every episode :3

It would be fucking GNOME