SuiXi3D

Still a lot cheaper than fuckin’ Micron’s RAM right now.

It’s estimated that the average person is at least 50% dihydrogen monoxide. Much like spooky skeletons, it’s already inside you.

The end game looks a lot like it currently does. Charge the maximum they can get away with. Set a stupidly high floor, raise it per-person.

AWAB

All Wizards Are Bastards.

I doubt it, since every party seems to be right of center.

I’m gonna assume that whomever downvoted me here either doesn’t live in the US or is butthurt about my only referring to the major parties and not your tankie or blatantly anarchist bullshit.

A pro Israel woman of color with a funny laugh.

The existence of AI slop implies the existence of AI peak.

TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST!

And here I was looking at getting a new iPhone. Guess I’ll be switching to android.

EDIT: well fuck me sideways, night as well just get a dumbphone then.

Why not Zoidberg?

…growing neural tissue?

So it’s Sponsorblock for Spotify?

Shit, I’d be scared to go anywhere near defcon with any device.

Like, I guess I don’t understand why these damn things have a camera in the first place. At most they should be roughly equivalent to a smart watch - a display and some controls. Maybe bone-conducting headphones or something for audio. It’d be neat to have navigation prompts in glasses, for instance. Buy why a fucking camera?!

Oh no! Anyway.

And nothing of value is lost.