My dick drips like a leaky faucet and my doctor says it’s normal.

That’s my breakfast smoothie.

Yeah she’s seven pixels.

Definitely.

Because you didn’t pick it up you lazy bastard.

If pacing yourself is five beers an hour what is Michael’s regular intake?

Oh it’s the old I don’t even see weight argument.

I’ll take a copy or three!

OP’s mom’s legs like them towers.

Posting these hot takes on twitter completely undermines the message.

You sound like one of those boys from Sunnyvale.

Clever.

Marilyn manson’s looking pretty healthy these days.

It’s the arby’s hat.

It alternates.

Oh my calendar has sex scheduled every Tuesday and anal on alternating Saturdays.

That’s how they make calamari.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/lemmy-deep-lighthouse/

You can spit in my mouth and my big mac honey.

Why would it be healthy for ai powered accounts to repost reddit content here?

I can understand people doing a couple a day but when you have dedicated accounts doing hundred a day exclusively you’re fooling yourself if you think it’s okay.