Have you ever had a dog get right up into your face immediately after cleaning itself?
Since I invariably wind up getting “name suits” types of comments, here’s the explanation behind it:
Around the turn of the millennium, I was trying to come up with a username to use on a particular site that had a shortish character count limit for usernames. My goal was something related to the fact that I would often be making my points in arguments with “holier-than-thou” types by taking what they were saying, and turning it on its head so the offensive stuff was directed back at them.
I also happened to learn shortly beforehand that many years ago “'ape” was somewhat commonly used as a verb to mean “imitate” or “copy.”
I’m sure you can figure the rest out.
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Enjoyable sex is enjoyable sex, regardless of the number, type, or genders the participants choose to include. As long as everybody involved wants it to happen that way (and it’s a relatively informed choice), what business is it of anybody else’s? Everyone has their personal preferences in a multitude of areas, and sex is just one of them. If you want your preferences to be considered valid and acceptable, then you must allow others to have the same rights.
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If I was the result of that, I’d be feeling seriously insulted.
Enjoy your innocence while you can because you’re surrounded, I’m afraid.
What are the odds that a significant portion of Lemmy/Piefed users weren’t at one time exactly that? I figure that number’s gotta be pretty low.
I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo so nobody can challenge the narrative.
This one’s not so brainy, but considering the character it was addressed to it was enough - that being one of my favorite lines from the show Firefly: “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.”
They had to get the film developed & digitized.
Fuck, I’m old.
I’m aware. It was a joke implying they had… personal knowledge/experience.
What can I say? I’ve got a sick mind.
I’m afraid to ask how you know she’s still able to get… moist enough to do that at her age.
If you rub it, does she come out and grant you wishes? 'Cause that’s the only way this makes sense. Otherwise, with logic like this, I can’t blame him.
Hey as long as you can still float your boat & get up to ramming speed, that’s all I care about.
Never bothered with it - guess I’m gonna have to now.
Love the fact it’s a white hat.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Windows 11 25H2 Includes a Faster NVMe Driver Needing Manual InstallationEnglish
1·16 days agoIt mentions & includes a link to the NotebookCheck site as the source. It’s certainly NOT an unreliable site.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Void Phone VX1 is Linux phone with enterprise management featuresEnglish
0·16 days agoThose features aren’t free though – according to a note on the Void Phone website, “basic MDM costs are $2.50 per phone/month.”
At the 100pc minimum that’s a guaranteed extra $250/mo cost. I know that’s relatively cheap in enterprise terms, but what a racket for something that’s mostly going to be “set it & forget it.”
I’d say “sure!” Then amaze them with how good and quick I am by telling them an hour or two later to "try it now "
What you describe sounds more like a “competence” issue than a skill issue - can’t have the latter without first having the former.


You would have preferred being uninformed? Yeah her methods and timing might not have been the best, but take it from someone who knows - you were better off.