PrimeErective

John Mulaney’s take

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I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

Would wear that T-shirt

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Why would you want whirled peas?

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

Falafel makes your farts smelafel

I know, the average person probably only knows 2, maybe 3 distros Max

And Mint

Yes, of course Mint

Oh no, they’re offline…

Anyway

Damn, you’re right. I think I see pineapple on the pizza