NickwithaC

That’s right, it goes in the square hole!

It’s an older form

Of poetry sir, but it

Checks out more or less

You weren’t supposed to take the name Shitpost literally…

Let the dead stay dead.

iStand. Only $999.

But sometimes my arms bend back.

This is, like, 3 different Black Mirror episodes combined.

You’re going to make this post and not include the icon?

This has been true since Facebook bought Instagram for 1 billion.

*fewer

If RC is good enough for robot wars it’s good enough for this!

Turned 40 huh?

Yes

No Patrick, mayonnaise isn’t an instrument!

It’s 4 in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

The premise of this advice is such bullshit! I recognised that I had a whole lot of love to give and no one to give it to so I went out and got into a relationship. It definitely made me happier and we’re 8 years in at this point.

Buster from Mythbusters

Sorry you got downvoted. You have a valid point.

STOP TALKING ABOUT REDDIT!

Try a life. Try a job. Try a career. Try a family. Try a fucking big television…