a candy that plays music while you eat it

What the heck. The whole paragraph is so ‘unnecessary technology’.

Connected?

I’d return it for not meeting basic product expectations.

Shoe-fitting fluoroscope “in shoe stores from the 1920s until about the 1970s”

Good times

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You’re right, I edited it into the quote.

Dacia Spring product website (DE)

To take advantage of the full €5,000 off, buyers must sign a purchase or lease agreement by February 28. On top of that, the car needs to be registered no later than June 30.

The email footer is the ultimate irony and disrespect.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are interacting with an Al system. All conversations with this Al system are published publicly online by default
Do not share information you would prefer to keep private.

It’s not even a human thank you.

There are alternative providers.

The functionally, not the product, yes. Sunshine and moonlight is a more performant alternative to native remote desktop (rdp).

They’re not lazy, they’re maliciously compliant.

Often times they’re not even compliant.