Honestly the whole thing was good, on par with the best satire news.

They cut off the best part

“ICE is simply doing its job and keeping America safe from world leaders,” said a defensive Kristi Noem. “I don’t know how the liberal media is trying to spin this, but Maduro is a bad hombre. He is a dangerous man, has known ties to drug cartels, and has absolutely no legal right to be captured in the United States. Adios, buster!”

Bazzite might be what i go for the more i look at it. Thanks